A cat and a dog walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here."
The cat, being quick-witted, replies, "Oh, but we're not just any animals. We're highly sophisticated connoisseurs of fine beverages!"
The bartender is hesitant, but eventually agrees and serves them both a beer.
They drink in silence for a while until the dog suddenly says, "You know, I heard this funny joke about a mouse the other day."
The cat rolls its eyes and responds, "Let me guess, it's a cheesy one."
They enjoy their beverages in silence again until the dog breaks it by saying, "You know, I overheard a fascinating tale about a mouse the other day."
The cat raises an eyebrow and coolly retorts, "Do tell, but make sure it's not just another mouse-taken identity story."
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